tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3839535701528316045.post1038642067702006461..comments2009-06-04T22:32:09.919+02:00Comments on Self Proclaimed Bad Ass: God's WillMAdshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03946093557922609516noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3839535701528316045.post-60801862816658289712008-09-20T18:33:00.000+02:002008-09-20T18:33:00.000+02:00Now, Now, bitter Black man. Dont get yourself all ...Now, Now, bitter Black man. Dont get yourself all worked up. You may end up getting drunk and smacking some hoe around.MAdshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03946093557922609516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3839535701528316045.post-45913247975743066682008-09-18T20:48:00.000+02:002008-09-18T20:48:00.000+02:00I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this s...I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....<BR/><BR/>If you grow up in Hawaii, and are raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."<BR/><BR/>Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, hmmm, you're a quintessential American story.<BR/><BR/>If your name is Barack, you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.<BR/><BR/>Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.<BR/><BR/>Graduate from Harvard law School, you are unstable.<BR/><BR/>Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded. <BR/><BR/>If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring or co-sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.<BR/><BR/>If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the <BR/>governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become <BR/>the country's second highest ranking executive.<BR/><BR/>If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.<BR/><BR/>If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a good Christian.<BR/><BR/>If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.<BR/><BR/>If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're a responsible parent.<BR/><BR/>If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a <BR/>prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.<BR/><BR/>If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is patriotic and American.<BR/><BR/>OK, much clearer now.<BR/><BR/>Vote Palin, McCain's gonna croak soon anyhow.Phil Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964192734742307393noreply@blogger.com