Sunday, September 14, 2008

Sell Out

Dear Racists,

This one is for the Black Folks in the crowd.

What? You thought you were immune? Think again.

Now I've noticed that you have all been a bit quiet as of late.

I kinda feel like y'all are laying low, so as not to get into any trouble or draw any unnecessary attention to the community.

I just wanted to take a moment and point out a few things that maybe you haven't thought through yet.

Some of you think that if homeboy gets the seat, you will be drinking champagne in the CEO's office in no time. That you will get a voucher and a free pass.

I hope you all realize that if Barack is elected, You are all going to have to step your game up about 10 notches. In other words, all those “Sell Out Mo' Fo's” will now become your role models and mentors.

You will actually have to take responsibility for yourselves, and plan long term financial goals.

Your bling and Benz will end up on Ebay in an effort to get out of debt.

You will not only be expected to sing, dance and play sport, but ALSO study and GET A JOB.

You will be expected to speak English.

And when you speak, you will have to Lower Your Voice...

You will have to open a bank account, and put money into it.

If you have a bank account, you will have to also open a savings account...And put money into it.

You will have to take care of and be responsible for your children.

And if you find that mentally and financially difficult, you will have to STOP HAVING THEM.

You will have to make money the hard and slow way and work twice as hard doing it.

In other words, you will have to get to work ON TIME at the least, and always leave late. And you will always have to remember that a 15 minute break, is only 15 minutes.

You will have to learn the difference between being on the offense and being strategic.

And you will have to flush all your bitterness and mental barriers down the toilet, because they won't hold up anymore.

Not with a Black President.

You haven't had the kind of headache that you are looking at once Barack raises the bar on you asses.

Trust me. Vote McCain

Better yet, just grab a 40 and don't bother voting at all.

Momma's got her eye on a new designer handbag.

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